Joke of the day!!! (Must read)

Hon Patrick Obahiagbon drives into a petrol station in
his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:


Patrick: Guy, give me full tank (in Benin Lang.)


Akpors: I only speak English, sir.


Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a
profound desire to replenish the propellant of my
motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request
you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a
sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the
highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle
of the said means of perambulation to the brim.


Akpors fainted!!!


wHO FIND Trouble?

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